Urinal "Cakes"?

Why do people insist on associating urinals with edible sweets like cakes and mints? Honestly, it's gross. The last thing I want to think about when I hear the word "urinal" is "mmm. cake." or "mmm. mints." or even "mmm. Jujubes."

Why can't we, instead, refer to those awful smelling, but necessary things as something more innocuous and, preferably, inedible? Like how about "urinal puck"? or "urinal refresher"?

"Pee-b-gone"?

Whatever works.

-e

Please Make: Taller Water Coolers

Could someone out there PLEASE make a water cooler where the spout isn't by your freakin' knees?! I understand that if you simply made a traditional water cooler taller, it'd be much harder to put the water jugs on top of it.

But it really woudn't be that difficult to use the water pressure from those giant water jugs to force the water up a tube and into a cooling reservoir that's around chest height, thereby eliminating the need to make the actual contraption any taller.

Thank you.

-e